One Fish Food, Two Fish Food, Red Fish Food, Blue Fish Food

Hello, fans.

I'ts been a while again. A lot has happened in my life. We moved back to Arizona and I got a new dog. Sparky thinks I'm great. It's taken me over a year to train him just the way I want him, but he's ok.

In Febuary, my sister Muffin had kittens. I'm feeling a little left out because they are hogging the spotlight.

But on to my new Customization.

I admit, from time to time I enjoy snacking on the cats' food. I only do it to make sure I'm not missing out on anything. Cat food is pretty tasty, I like it almost as much as the snacks I find in the litter box. Now I have found something new - Fish Food.

Fish food is a little "vegetablely" for my liking but I'm not going to let those fish get something I can't have. Here's my work:

Hello,

It's been a while since I posted, I know. I've been through a lot in the last six months. We moved (again!), there's a new dog in the house and then there was the holidays. I was really worried that Santa wouldn't find me, but he did and we made out really good!

So, after all that, I'm back. I've been collecting photos to share with you and I'd like to start out with a gift to you that is called....

What to Give Your Valentine
by Pilot

Toys.

This is particularly good for the younger set.

Be sure to give the very best, preworn toys. They are easier on the teeth.

Stuffed Animals.

Notice how we have helpfully started the crucial eye removal process.

Sent with love from Harry, Hannah and Cody.

Here we see Chopper.

He has chosen stuffed animals and our next item on the list:

flowers.
Don't make Chopper's mistake though.

You should always tiptoe through the tulips, not stomp.
buh-duh-dumm-sshhhh

The next item we are recommending is...

Candy.

Here, Oscar has chosen Sour Patch Kids

and is seen testing for quality control purposes.

But the best thing you can give for Valentine's Day is....

LOVE.

We send you ours with wishes for a happy day!

Pilot

Knik

Sparky

Magnum

Muffin

& Romeo

I told them not to do it.

I knew I would get blamed.

Luckily, the culprits were caught in the act.

I still got blamed. I'm supposed to be a better role model, I guess.

But then.... the greatest thing happened.
I'd like for you all to try some of Mom's soup.

It's Kitten Noodle.

Mangia bene!
-Pilot

Summer Fashion Show

Hello, friends! It's me, your Grade A Ignoramous Whippet here with a Summer Fashion Show. When the weather gets hot, it's time to upgrade your wardrobe and with a little help from my associates and me, you too can be stylin' for the summer.

First up we have our model Neil wearing a shirt by Satchmo a Jack Russel in Toledo. You can see how the typical long sleeve shirt is customized using the basic "chew hole" technology. This makes the shirt a much better choice for warmer weather.


Thank you, Neil.

Next up we have a pair of cargo Capris crafted by myself. My mom loves to wear these on a hot afternoon. The vents are strategically placed to increase airflow around the back of the knee. Aren't they lovely?

Here we have a pair of winter - summer socks, they're good for all seasons. The heavy knit keeps your tootsies warm in winter and the "peep heel" format keeps your foot cooler in the summer. Easy adjustment from season to season is achieved through use of duct tape. Just cut a piece of color coordinating duct tape to cover the heel in October and your feet will be warm all winter long.

Our last item is Lingerie. These high quality undergarments are perfect for summer when you don't want to wear underwear but your dress code says you have to. Available in men's and women's sizes and a variety of colors.

There you have it, our 2010 Summer Fashions!

Keep it cool!

-Pilot

Reading is FUNdamental!

In keeping with my Memorial Day theme, here's a book I adjusted. My mom has this thing for WWII books and this is one of her latest. Well, it's not really her's so much as it's a library book. I'm just doing my part for the community, the cover wasn't very attractive. Plus, there's a few less pages for the next person to have to read. See? I'm helpful.

Anchors Aweigh,
Pilot

- - - Take just a moment and look at the title of the book. "Belly of the Beast" is quite ironic, doncha think? And it was so much fun tracking down a copy of this book online to avoid the $24 charge at the library. Thank God for half.com.
- Nisi

The Marines have landed!

Because it's so close to Memorial Day, I thought we'd start out with a tribute to the military. All those guys and girls are working hard to protect and serve.



As you can see, I did some great fringe work on this piece. I also added some vents in the top to increase ventilation in the hot desert sun.



My dad didn't say much (unappreciative jerk). I don't know why he wouldn't send it to Operation Shoebox.

If you would like to send something to Operation Shoebox click below. They like to get packages or even letters from home.

http://www.operationshoebox.com

Semper Fi and OOO-Rah!,

Pilot