Summer Fashion Show

Hello, friends! It's me, your Grade A Ignoramous Whippet here with a Summer Fashion Show. When the weather gets hot, it's time to upgrade your wardrobe and with a little help from my associates and me, you too can be stylin' for the summer.

First up we have our model Neil wearing a shirt by Satchmo a Jack Russel in Toledo. You can see how the typical long sleeve shirt is customized using the basic "chew hole" technology. This makes the shirt a much better choice for warmer weather.


Thank you, Neil.

Next up we have a pair of cargo Capris crafted by myself. My mom loves to wear these on a hot afternoon. The vents are strategically placed to increase airflow around the back of the knee. Aren't they lovely?

Here we have a pair of winter - summer socks, they're good for all seasons. The heavy knit keeps your tootsies warm in winter and the "peep heel" format keeps your foot cooler in the summer. Easy adjustment from season to season is achieved through use of duct tape. Just cut a piece of color coordinating duct tape to cover the heel in October and your feet will be warm all winter long.

Our last item is Lingerie. These high quality undergarments are perfect for summer when you don't want to wear underwear but your dress code says you have to. Available in men's and women's sizes and a variety of colors.

There you have it, our 2010 Summer Fashions!

Keep it cool!

-Pilot