I told them not to do it.

I knew I would get blamed.

Luckily, the culprits were caught in the act.

I still got blamed. I'm supposed to be a better role model, I guess.

But then.... the greatest thing happened.
I'd like for you all to try some of Mom's soup.

It's Kitten Noodle.

Mangia bene!
-Pilot

Summer Fashion Show

Hello, friends! It's me, your Grade A Ignoramous Whippet here with a Summer Fashion Show. When the weather gets hot, it's time to upgrade your wardrobe and with a little help from my associates and me, you too can be stylin' for the summer.

First up we have our model Neil wearing a shirt by Satchmo a Jack Russel in Toledo. You can see how the typical long sleeve shirt is customized using the basic "chew hole" technology. This makes the shirt a much better choice for warmer weather.


Thank you, Neil.

Next up we have a pair of cargo Capris crafted by myself. My mom loves to wear these on a hot afternoon. The vents are strategically placed to increase airflow around the back of the knee. Aren't they lovely?

Here we have a pair of winter - summer socks, they're good for all seasons. The heavy knit keeps your tootsies warm in winter and the "peep heel" format keeps your foot cooler in the summer. Easy adjustment from season to season is achieved through use of duct tape. Just cut a piece of color coordinating duct tape to cover the heel in October and your feet will be warm all winter long.

Our last item is Lingerie. These high quality undergarments are perfect for summer when you don't want to wear underwear but your dress code says you have to. Available in men's and women's sizes and a variety of colors.

There you have it, our 2010 Summer Fashions!

Keep it cool!

-Pilot

Reading is FUNdamental!

In keeping with my Memorial Day theme, here's a book I adjusted. My mom has this thing for WWII books and this is one of her latest. Well, it's not really her's so much as it's a library book. I'm just doing my part for the community, the cover wasn't very attractive. Plus, there's a few less pages for the next person to have to read. See? I'm helpful.

Anchors Aweigh,
Pilot

- - - Take just a moment and look at the title of the book. "Belly of the Beast" is quite ironic, doncha think? And it was so much fun tracking down a copy of this book online to avoid the $24 charge at the library. Thank God for half.com.
- Nisi

The Marines have landed!

Because it's so close to Memorial Day, I thought we'd start out with a tribute to the military. All those guys and girls are working hard to protect and serve.



As you can see, I did some great fringe work on this piece. I also added some vents in the top to increase ventilation in the hot desert sun.



My dad didn't say much (unappreciative jerk). I don't know why he wouldn't send it to Operation Shoebox.

If you would like to send something to Operation Shoebox click below. They like to get packages or even letters from home.

http://www.operationshoebox.com

Semper Fi and OOO-Rah!,

Pilot